If you are a bar owner, you find yourself in chatting with customers frequently. After „nice to see you” and „where are you from?” it seems there are no more topics.
That’s right in case of new customers sometimes, especially if the customer is not very much intended to talk with the owner rather than ladies in bar. But sometimes he wants to relax only and sometimes it seems he needs some sort of friendliness.
Old jokes would help.
Couple of weeks ago there were no customers in my bar neither in neighborhood. Suddenly a bunch of drunken farangs arrived to our bar. They ordered a lot of drinks, arguing, and then start fighting and then they run away, not paying for anything. Our ladies were running out to catch them. After ten minutes they arrived, satisfied. Thanks to police the bills were paid.
The next bar owner was watching the whole story. He had no customer for a long time at this particular night. I came to him and told:
“John, do you know the old joke: bad news and good news?”
“No, what it is?” replied John.
“The bad news,” I continued, “we have nothing to eat but shit.”
“Ok, but what about good news?”
“The good news is that we have shit a lot.”
That hits the spot!
If you have in your memory some old jokes for various situations, it may help you to make new friends, establish regular customers in your bar and much more.
Examples?
“What is better than beer?” – “Cold beer, indeed!”
“What is better than sex?” – “Group sex!”
The bottom line: what is better than customer? – A regular customer.
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